Thursday, December 21, 2006

I Went to Target Today

That was a mistake.

Comments (3)

Anonymous

4:56 PM

Ouch. Your brevity suggests to me that you must be traumatized. I feel for you, brother. I have to go shopping tonight to get stuff for my party this weekend. I'm stiffening my resolve, plucking up my courage, and considering wearing body armor.

Anonymous

6:06 PM

Look on the bright side, it could have been Wal-mart.

Anonymous

9:30 PM

My wife went, too. She reported much the same.